my childhood.

• Drake: You calling me a liar?!
• Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
• Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
• Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
• Josh: I hope you go bald!
• Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
• Josh: *GASP* You take that back!

• Interviewer: Real or Rumor, Harry is playing Mick Jagger in a biopic?
• Harry: Rumor.
• Interviewer: Would you want to?
• Harry: I'm not a very good actor...
• Interviewer: Really?
• Harry: Did you see iCarly?